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But I’m STILL The One Who’s Sick?

The Ceej never saw the point of boxed chocolates, heart-shaped doilies, and arbitrary dates. He’s always been a wholesome guy that wanted his sex to have meaning beyond a preprinted date on the calendar, but it seems that’s an indication of mental illness.

And I’M The One Who’s Sick?

People have accused The Ceej of being sick because he doesn’t like Christmas. But, is he the one who’s sick?

Colourful People Part II: Wanna Go Bowling?

Ceej really is dense if he thinks these are real people.

Colourful People Part I: I Don’t Think That’s A Medically Good Thing…

The Ceej recently had a conversation with what he thinks is an interesting lady. We think HE’S the one that’s interesting, if you know what we mean.

Laughing At People’s Pain Is Okay!

We don’t know how The Ceej is going to justify laughing at the suffering of others, but we’re sure he will and that you’ll enjoy it.

Irony Can Be Pretty Ironic Sometimes…

Isn’t it ironic that The Ceej writes an article about irony? No. No, it’s not. It’s completely expected from The Ceej. Whoever said it was ironic probably got their definition from Alanis Morissette.

When People Get Offended By A Literary Device…

A friend of The Ceej got offended that The Ceej was sarcastic, so rather than apologise for a joke, he wrote an editorial. Suck it, joke-haters.

Hitler Was A Dick….

Nevermind the holocaust. Hitler was a dick in so many more important ways.

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