The Ceej never saw the point of boxed chocolates, heart-shaped doilies, and arbitrary dates. He’s always been a wholesome guy that wanted his sex to have meaning beyond a preprinted date on the calendar, but it seems that’s an indication of mental illness.
People have accused The Ceej of being sick because he doesn’t like Christmas. But, is he the one who’s sick?
Ceej really is dense if he thinks these are real people.
The Ceej recently had a conversation with what he thinks is an interesting lady. We think HE’S the one that’s interesting, if you know what we mean.
We don’t know how The Ceej is going to justify laughing at the suffering of others, but we’re sure he will and that you’ll enjoy it.
Isn’t it ironic that The Ceej writes an article about irony? No. No, it’s not. It’s completely expected from The Ceej. Whoever said it was ironic probably got their definition from Alanis Morissette.
A friend of The Ceej got offended that The Ceej was sarcastic, so rather than apologise for a joke, he wrote an editorial. Suck it, joke-haters.